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 * A Sin for the Sin written by Stephen Liang**

In the beginning, man and woman were dedicated to each other, always committed and loving each other. However, there lived a man who lived in the desert. The local townspeople believed that he was more of an animal than a human, as he lived with the snakes and mites and buried under sand. He would visit the town disguised and seemed to rape every woman he could find. The townspeople tolerated this, fearful of retribution from the gods if they killed the man.

For protection, the chief of the town secured her daughter in a secret cave far from the town. The daughter was not allowed to leave the cave. However, she was very lonely in her cave and one day decided to escape. She fastened a club from the stalactites above and knocked out the guards meant to keep nothing from going in or out. Using one of her guard’s cloaks, she ventured to the town, seeing the beautiful architecture and sights it contained. However, that day was the fateful day that the desert man was visiting the town. She was lured into an alley, and the man attacked her.

Shortly after, the chief noticed that there was a woman unconscious in a lone alleyway. Upon further examination, he discovered it was his daughter. Filled with rage about what he suspected to have happened, the chief led a band of warriors to kill the desert man. They eventually found him and killed him, dismembering his corpse and burying it in the sand to be eaten by the mites.

What they did not know was that the animal man was a god of temptation. He had been testing the town by implanting false memories into the women of the town. The Archgod had told him that the town’s goodness needed to be tested. A side effect of this was that the affected women became mad and sobbed uncontrollably, mimicking a woman who had been raped. Angered by his death, the Archgod decided to implant the citizens of the town with the mites that the desert man had lived in. Now, whenever the townspeople had intercourse with a “clean” person, they spread their filth and temptability to them. This plague today is known as scabies.


 * Command + A to discover the hidden "dirty" uncensored story behind the first. Written by 陈冠宇**

Many years ago, when there was no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease, sex was plentiful and everyone practiced safe sex. However, there was one man, one filthy man, who disregarded all the laws and rules of safe sex. He raped, he never wore condoms, he went from woman to woman and was never dedicated. By his 30th year of age, this man had raped hundreds of women, and left thousands scarred by his actions. One day, God and his wife were looking down on Earth and noticed this repulsive man. He said, “Why, this man is ruining our utopian society. Look at all the other humans enjoying sex, safe, and happy. This man is ruining the lives of hundreds of women!” So in response, he sent one of his wives with a magical bag of scabies. This wife was the most beautiful and sexy goddess, born with an ability to automatically attract males, and as soon as she landed on Earth, the filthy man spotted her and began his plan to commit rape. Day after day, the goddess toured Earth, always within sight of the man, wearing barely any clothes and igniting his hormones. A week after her arrival, the man could not control himself any further. The man grabbed the goddess and brought her to a dark alley, and began his mischievous deed. He chained her up, and stripped off her clothes. But as soon as he pulled his pants down, the goddess began glowing, broke through the metal chains, began to float and spoke. “Here is your punishment for your mischievous deeds. You have raped, sinned, and ruined the lives of countless females. Scabies! These mites will burrow into your skin, cause uncontrollable itching and pain, and yours especially will be incurable and stay only with you. Your children, and your children’s children will be plagued by these scabies!” The man felt a inflaming sensation, and burst into pain and tears as the mites burrowed into his skin. These super mites soon evolved and formed all the STDs present today. He experienced all the symptoms, and began developing fevers, horrible illnesses, and the most revolting body possible. Covered in bites, tiny holes where mites have burrowed, and mites running around his body, he wasn’t even able to walk without experiencing pain. For this man’s sins and insincerity, he was plagued with mites, and all his children experienced the multitudes of STDs that followed. Moral of the Story: Don’t Rape. Have. Safe. Sex. Seriously.